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CHATTANOOGA WHISKEY DISCLOSES TOP SECRET, "REVERSE ENGINEERED" BATCH "ALPHA": INTERGALACTIC COMET CRUSHER

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Chattanooga, TN (June 24, 2025) - In the summer of 2015, a craft of unknown origin crash-landed on the roof of the Chattanooga Whiskey Experimental Distillery.

Among the wreckage: a malfunctioning android, blueprints for an intergalactic highway (straight through Earth-don't panic!), and a glowing green bottle labeled: "Intergalactic Comet Crusher". Unable to resist, their distillers took one sip and unanimously agreed it was the best drink in existence. Now, after 10 years of top-secret reverse engineering (and some light time travel), they officially "declassify and disclose this extraordinary spirit to the universe." 

This bourbon liqueur "6EQUJ5" which include v and vi was Infused with "at least" 42 botanicals, infusion intensity of and "observable" categories (per SA797) the original recipe's coordinates, which is located at "1698/1009". batch size of only 12 barrels, 

Batch "alpha": Intergalactic Comet Crusher
will be available at the Chattanooga Whiskey Experimental Distillery on June 24th (World UFO Day) at $49.99 for a 750ml bottle, and available online for shipping to select states on Seelbachs.com. Bottled at 84 proof, expect notes reminiscent of having your brains smashed out by a bag of lemons dipped in 42 karat gold. 

About Chattanooga Whiskey: 
Founded in 2011, Chattanooga Whiskey challenged the laws and won the right to distill whiskey in Chattanoogal for the first time in 100 years. As a result, the Chattanooga Whiskey Experimental Distillery - the only standalone experimental distillery in the country - was born. The distillery now hosts over 50,000 visitors annually and serves as a hub of innovation and creativity to push the boundaries of craft whiskey. 

In 2017, the Chattanooga Whiskey Riverfront Distillery opened as the production home of Chattanooga Whiskey's signature expressions: Chattanooga Whiskey 91, Cask 111, and 99 Rye, as well as their Bottled in Bond Vintage Series, Barrel Finishing Series, and Founder's Anniversary Blend. 

Independently owned and operated, Chattanooga Whiskey is committed to making whiskey that emphasizes quality, complexity, and authenticity through their one-of-a-kind Tennessee High Malt style. Most recently, Chattanooga Whiskey was named Icons of Whisky - Craft Producer of the Year (both America and Global) at Whisky Magazine's 2023 World Whiskies Awards. 

Chattanooga Whiskey: http://www.chattanoogawhiskey.com 

Riverfront Distillery 890 Riverfront Parkway, Chattanooga, TN 

Experimental Distillery 1439 Market Street, Chattanooga, TN 

published by: BBTEAM

June 24, 2025
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